bEATING KFC CHICKEN FOR HONOR!

Today is the faithful day where i struggle to devour KFC items. This is a fight where  one team shall rise and one team shall fall.

LETS GET STARTED:
The contestants on this are three pieces of    

chicken and on the other side we have me who didnt get anything to eat during lunch because he had other problems to attend. 

Now in the first match we have, 

Me vs the leg piece. 

I take the first bite out of the leg piece and oil mixed with cripy-ish chicken melts and flows through my mouth.

The skin was decent. Not as decent as it should be, but still ok. I end up eating the entire leg ferociously, leaving only the bone and coming up victorious in the first match. 

Next up we have, me again VS the chicken piece that only has a 1 small bone in it. 

I remove the upper skin of and taste the meat of the chicken. And it happens to be dry. 

Because of my hunger, i had no choice but to eat the dry meat and ended up with eating it all up because i support my stomach the same way the SPEEDWAGON FOUNDATION supports the JOESTAR FAMILY!, even though it tasted like dead fish. 

All that remained was three piece of bones of that trashy chicken piece. 

Moving on to the third and final chicken piece whose name i cannot quite remember. 

Looking at me dead in the eye, was this filthy piece of unhygienically treated and processed chicken. I picked it up and smelled it,... Its smelled like chicken, FRIED CHICKEN!

I took the first bite and it tasted like a sardine ate a dead rat and died, and the artificially synthesized chicken ate the the dead sardine as her last meal then was chopped and fried and delivered at my house. 

Took some bites and then threw it in the trash can. 

Now the final opponent was a real heavy opponent. It was the KFC' TWISTER. 

It consisted of chicken strips with lettuce and a sauce that would make you feel as if you had no more space inside you left to contine the ancient ritual of eating, wrapped by a tortilla.

I took the first bite and it tasted real heavy but i knew that i must go on and grind more an more to a point that i finished the wrap, felt real heavy and fell down. 

Therefore, came an end to this battle of wits and resolve.

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Sorry everyone. Had some work to attend to, therefore could not review the next episode of KEMONO MICHI, but i have watched the the 2nd episode and will publish the review as soon as i can. (Probably tomorrow).

Until next time. 

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Oh GOD, i feel so heavy.